Bio
i was born in 1989 to a poor family in mexico. when i turned old enough to walk i walked away from home because i wasnt strong enough to run yet. i found a new family in texas where i had my first job packaging salsa and pickles. after my 12th birthday i moved in with a family that owned an ostrich farm in alaska. there i perfected my bull riding skills. i entered the professional bull riding competition of the world at the age of 15. i placed 2nd over all and 1st in the US. some japanese kid beat me (yeah..i guess they DO ride bulls over there...) from the age 16 up until age 20 i was a raging alcoholic with illegal sexual tendencies that landed me a 1 way ticket to alkatraz. when i was in there i became a mob boss and invented 14 different typed of wedding cakes. i escaped a month later. i enjoy long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and whenever a girl rubs against my arm on accident in public...it lets me know how much they want me ;-).. btw - totally just kidding about the last comment...or am I
flint United States
Member since: 11 May 2011
