Bio

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TJH on the Internet

Visit the “AL SON MUM” SoundCloud Site to Listen To and / or Download Master WAV Files of All of the TJH Trance Singles Created for the Record Labels, “IDIM Records”, “MIM Records”, and “MIMR Records” (The Master WAV Files are 44100 Hz, 16 Bit, and Stereo). Visit the "Thorr Mum" YouTube Channel to View Videos of All Trance Music Tracks Created by TJH (Timothy John Helland) for the Record Labels, "IDIM Records", "MIM Records", and "MIMR Records". Visit the "Thorr Mimr" YouTube Channel to View Nature Videos by TJH. Visit the "Timothy Helland" Facebook Site (Tallahassee, Florida, USA) to View Images of the Electronic Music Studio Used by TJH to Create His Trance Music. Visit the "Magdi Elijah Hanan" Facebook Site (Tallahassee, Florida, USA) to View Texts by TJH that Reveal the Mysteries of the Ancient Trojan, Hebrew, and Norse, Sadducee Religion (The Mysteries Are Wonderful).

TJH Email Address
alsonmum@gmail.com
(AL SON MUM)

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Hello, Everyone.

My Full Name is Timothy John Helland (TJH).

I am a Man.

I am Circumcised, and I have been Pierced Once in Each Earlobe, which are the Rites of Passage of All Male Infants from the Ancient Sadducee Hebrews.

I am a Conservative Sadducee Hebrew. All Sadducees are Conservative.

I Assure You that Sadducees Experience the Euphoria of the Highest Paradise, Because the Sadducee Mysteries are Wonderful.

I Wear Clothing that Seems Normal to People where I Live in the USA, But I Wear No Leather. Also, when in Public, I Wear an All-Black Fitted Baseball Cap with No Labels.

All of My Ancestors are Hebrews from the City of Troy, in Western Turkey.

All People Who Trace Their Ancestry to Western Turkey are Hebrew.

The Hebrew People are Composed of More than 1 Race. There are People from All 4 Straight-Haired Races who Descend from Original Trojan Hebrews.

Note - Celts are from Galatia, which is Located in Western Turkey. Ancient Celtic Druids were Hebrew Sadducees, like Myself. They were Vegetarians.

I am a Vegetarian, Heterosexual, Socialist.

My Vegetarianism is Pareve and Kosher.

By Pareve Vegetarian, I mean, "I Do Not Eat Fruit or Vegetables that Conceal Insects, such as Blackberries, Raspberries, Artichokes, Asparagus, Broccoli, or Cauliflower".

By Kosher Vegetarian, I mean, "I Do Not Eat Cheese Produced Using Cattle Rennet".

Like Pythagoras the Vegetarian, I Only Eat Cheese that is Kosher. Pythagoras used Fungus to Produce His Cheese. Pythagoras was a Trojan Hebrew from My Race, Born in the Island of Samos.

It is Acceptable for a Vegetarian to Eat Bird Egg, as long as there is No Bird in the Egg, and as long as the Bird that Produced the Egg Consumed No Insects, Worms, or Other Type of Animal. It is Possible to Keep Such Birds in Enclosures that have Ample Space for Them to Move Around.

The Ancient Hebrew Essenes Consumed No Honey, Because They Believed that the Bee is Evil. The Ancient Hebrew Essenes Claimed that "A Land Full of Milk and Honey" is to be Interpreted as "A Land Full of Good and Evil". I Do Not Consume Honey. Sadducees Claim that Fallen Angels Created Fish, Reptiles, Amphibians, and Insects. The Bees are Our Slaves, Because They Spread Pollen in Our Agricultural Fields for Free, and it is a Benefit to us.

Vegetarians have to be careful that the Food they consume does not contain Animal Broth, Lard, Tallow, or Gelatin - These can be hidden in many sorts of Food that otherwise contain No Meat. Many Pills contain Gelatin. Vegetarians Only Eat Vegan Sugar, Because Non-Vegan Sugar is Produced using Bone Shards.

I was Born in Fridley, Minnesota, USA (a Suburb of Minneapolis), on 1977 CE, August 05, Near Noon.

I am Approximately 13/16 Norwegian and 3/16 Swedish, and I am Pure in the Fair Scandinavian Race.

In the past, Norway has been a Territory of Denmark, so I likely have Traces of Danish Ancestry, in Addition to Norwegian and Swedish.

The Fair Scandinavian Race has White Skin, Narrow Lips, Narrow Nose, and Tall Height (Approximately 6 Feet for a Man and Approximately 5 Feet 6 Inches for a Woman).

The Fair Scandinavian Race May Have Red, Golden, Orange, or Brown, Hair (4 Colors of Hair).

The Fair Scandinavian Race has Wide Blue Eyes. There are 4 Colors in the Blue Eye - White, Red, Blue, and Black.

I have Golden Hair, and I am 6 Feet 2 Inches in Height.

The Ancient Homeland of the Fair Scandinavian Race was Western Turkey, and Troy was the Leading City there. The Most Ancient Name of the Fair Scandinavian Race was ThUN, pronounced, ThAN or RAN, But in the Ancient City of Troy, Before the Trojan War, the Name of the Noble Family of this Race was HELL, which Relates with the White Sun. When Troy Surrendered in Approximately 1250 BCE at the End of the Trojan War, the Name of the Noble Family of this Race Changed to HENN, which Relates with the Blue Eye. After the Trojan War, Aeneas the Trojan used HENN for the Name of His Noble Trojan Family from this Race. The Noble Trojan Priests from this Race who Dwelt in Ancient Egypt used HENN for the Name of Their Family - They Taught the Circumcision and the Piercing of Male Infants. Vikings of this Race from Scandinavia referred to the Continent of Europe as ENEA, a 4-Letter Name of Aeneas the Trojan, Ancestor of the First 6 Roman Caesars (Julius, Augustus, Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius, and Nero).

Nero was a Strict Sadducee Vegetarian.

I attended College for 11.5 Years, Studying Diverse Subjects, Including, But Not Limited to, Calculus, Physics, Astronomy, Geology, Chemistry, Biology, Psychology, Philosophy, Many Religions, 1 Semester of Biblical Hebrew, 2 Semesters of Contemporary Israeli Hebrew, Geography, History, Political Science, Economics, Domestic and International Business Law, Business Statistics, Management Science, and Marketing.

I follow after the "Humanist School" of Management, which has Greater Concern for the Needs of the Human than Concern for the Needs of Productivity.

I Support the Equality of All of the Races.

I Do Not Support Any Type of Slavery of Any Human, Including Slavery of a Prisoner.

I Promote Being Generous to Mammals that Serve Humans, such as Horses, Camels, and Dogs.

I Promote Prosperity for All Common Humans in the Entire Planet.

I Promote the End of All War on this Planet for World Peace and Safe Travel.

I have Lived in Minnesota, USA (Chisago City, Near Minneapolis), California, USA (Los Angeles), Washington, USA (Seattle), and Florida, USA (Tallahassee).

I Currently Live in Tallahassee.

I Support the Legalization of Alcohol, Caffeine, Marijuana, and Tobacco, Everywhere. But, I Do Not Consume Alcohol, and I Advise that Other People Do Not Consume Alcohol, Because of its Great Dangers. I Do Consume Caffeine, Marijuana, and Tobacco.

Marijuana is the Ancient Sadducee Incense. Ancient Sadducees Named this Incense, Qeturah.

Marijuana Intoxication has No Negative Side Effects.

Holy Angels Created Marijuana to be a Medication for Humans, to Relieve Many Types of Pain, Especially the Pain of Anxiety.

Marijuana Intoxication Gives Humans a Euphoria of the Highest Paradise, and yet, the Humans who Consume Marijuana can Remain High Functioning while they are Intoxicated from it.

Marijuana, for Intoxication, may be Inhaled as Smoke or Vapor, or it may be Consumed as Food if it is Properly Heated First (it may be heated and then cooled before eating).

Sadducees Do Not Consume Alcohol.

The Ancient Hebrew Sadducees, Abednego, Shadrach, Meshach, and Daniel, had the Healthiest of Diets - They Were Vegans that Consumed No Alcohol. Instead of Consuming Alcohol, these Sadducees Consumed the "Qeturah" (the "Marijuana").

All Sadducees are Vegetarian, But Not All Sadducees are Vegan.

In Ancient Times, Vegetarians were Referred to as "People of the Fast".

Vegans Have the Healthiest Diet Because They Consume No Cholesterol.

Vegans Only Eat Plants, Fungus, and Minerals.

Plants, Fungus, and Minerals, Have No Cholesterol.

Dairy and Egg have Cholesterol.

All Meat has Cholesterol.

Fish is an Unfit Source for Omega 3, Because it has Cholesterol.

Walnuts and Flax Seed are Fit Sources for Omega 3, Because they have No Cholesterol.

Nuts in the Form of Butters are Easier to Digest than Whole Nuts. Whole Nuts are Not a Good Source of Fat, while Nuts in the Form of Butters are a Good Source of Fat.

"Electronic Trance Music" (ETM) is My Favorite Style of Music.

I Have "Electronic Trance Music" DJ Skills.

For My DJ Projects, I am currently using the Name, DJ TJH (My Initials). In the past, I have used the Names, DJ Circle K (Kosher) and DJ Tim Circles.

I have 2 Instrumental "Electronic Trance Music" Record Labels for Releasing Music that I Create - (1) "International Distributor of Instrumental Music [IDIM] Records", and (2) "MIDI Instrumental Music [MIM] Records".

I Share Original "Cubase 5" Files and Original "Audio" Files of All of My "IDIM Records" and "MIM Records" Releases with Anyone for Free.

If You are a Collector, You may purchase Vinyl and CDs from these 2 Labels, and I will be pleased to make some money, but otherwise, I share the Original "Cubase 5" Files and Original "Audio" Files from these 2 Labels for Free.

Visit my "Magdi Elijah Hanan" Facebook Site for Details about the New Age according to Sadducee Opinions. The Sadducee Mysteries will Fill You with Ecstasy and Inspire You to be Creative.

You can contact me through the following Email Address:

alsonmum@gmail.com

(AL SON MUM, The 3 Mothers)

Peace, Everyone.

- TJH

Tallahassee, Florida, USA

(2022 CE, November 26)

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Tallahassee United States

Member since: 22 Aug 2018